Jul
14th
Mon
14th
Proof that cubicles make us insane...
- Matt: i have a pet beetle in my cube right now
- Me: oh?
- Matt: yea hes cool
- Matt: i think im gonna call him...
- Matt: bill
- Matt: bill the beetle
- Me: is he invisible?
- Matt: nope
- Matt: hes a real beetle
- Me: wow
- Me: impressive
- Matt: i may go get him a leaf soon
- Me: excellent
- Matt: im gonna teach bill how to eat human flesh
- Me: sick him on henry?
- Matt: nah... then his mouth would be covered w/ herpes
- Me: lol
- Matt: do they make steroids for beetles?
- Me: I'm sure any steroid works for bugs
- Me: just in sufficiently small dosage
- Matt: hmmm
- Matt: im think bill needs to buff up some if hes gonna eat humans
- Me: probably
- Me: you should put him on an exercise regime
- Me: get him a wii fit
- Matt: i could do that
- Matt: what kind of beetle is all shiny green and cool looking?
- Me: it's a killer beetle
- Matt: bill is telling me that he has always wanted to be a stag beetle
- Me: lol
- Me: ask bill if he likes eating black people better than white people
- Matt: he said he doesnt like the dark meat much
- Me: interesting
- Me: I'm surprised that you two disagree
- Matt: meet bill
- Matt: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_beetle
- Me: that bill?
- Matt: yep
- Me: impressive
- Me: one day he could rule the world
- Matt: yea he says he thanks god every day that he wasnt born a dung beetle
- Me: of course, his lifespan is only one year long
- Me: so he had better do it soon
