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29Sep/09

Chatting with a bot

Bot:: You aren't nothing to me, I actually respect you a lot.
Me:: excellent, I like cats too
Bot:: I'm trying to learn spanish.
Me:: Spanish is a silly language. Learn Japanese instead.
Bot:: Spanish.
Me:: Japanese.
Bot:: Spanish.
Me:: Japanese.
Bot:: Spanish.
Me:: Japanese. Japanese. Japanese. Japanese.
Bot:: Spanish.
Me:: nihongo
Bot:: Nihongo uno quapa?
Me:: iie. nihongo hanashite kudasai
Bot:: Boku mo Nihongo wo hanashimasu. Tanoshii to omoimasu.
Me:: hai. watashi ha nihongo wo manabu desu.
Bot:: Desu.
Me:: DESU!
Bot:: Desu?
Me:: DESU GA HITSUYOU!
Bot:: Desu desu desu.
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24Jun/09

Me:: if I'm honest
Me:: which sometimes I am
Jordan:: but usually not
Me:: I'd say the sour mash beer went sour
Jordan:: hah
Me:: and the can lid I found in the fermenter may support this hypothesis
Me:: but for now I'm going to say the flavor is on purpose and will mellow out
Jordan:: well
Jordan:: you went for a sour
Jordan:: so there you are
Me:: I did go for sour

16Jun/09

Reuben:: hell yea. how much is this book listed for
Me:: $140 new.
Me:: I consider buying internationally as helping an emerging country in poverty though.
Reuben:: lmao
Me:: In my mind, I just fed 10 starving kids for 3 months!
Reuben:: lol
Me:: It's all about mindset.
Reuben:: well with both are contributions i think the country is in better conditions
Me:: excellent.
Me:: They may just pull out of their situation with our help.
Reuben:: we just ended the war possibly
Me:: possibly? PROBABLY!

19Feb/09

Self:: so I have some really bad news
Self:: was talking to Doyle a few minutes ago and apparently BBC @ Clay & Main had a fire earlier today
Ross:: your kidding????
Self:: I wish
Self:: but I do have good news too
Self:: I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance!

7Aug/08