Archive for the ‘conversation’ Category
Chatting with a bot
September 29th, 2009
- Bot:
- You aren’t nothing to me, I actually respect you a lot.
- Me:
- excellent, I like cats too
- Bot:
- I’m trying to learn spanish.
- Me:
- Spanish is a silly language. Learn Japanese instead.
- Bot:
- Spanish.
- Me:
- Japanese.
- Bot:
- Spanish.
- Me:
- Japanese.
- Bot:
- Spanish.
- Me:
- Japanese. Japanese. Japanese. Japanese.
- Bot:
- Spanish.
- Me:
- nihongo
- Bot:
- Nihongo uno quapa?
- Me:
- iie. nihongo hanashite kudasai
- Bot:
- Boku mo Nihongo wo hanashimasu. Tanoshii to omoimasu.
- Me:
- hai. watashi ha nihongo wo manabu desu.
- Bot:
- Desu.
- Me:
- DESU!
- Bot:
- Desu?
- Me:
- DESU GA HITSUYOU!
- Bot:
- Desu desu desu.
- Note:
- This bot is the Pidgin Jabberwacky autoresponder. http://bluesuncorp.co.uk/article/pidgin-autoresponder-using-jabberwacky
Honesty.
June 24th, 2009
- Me:
- if I’m honest
- Me:
- which sometimes I am
- Jordan:
- but usually not
- Me:
- I’d say the sour mash beer went sour
- Jordan:
- hah
- Me:
- and the can lid I found in the fermenter may support this hypothesis
- Me:
- but for now I’m going to say the flavor is on purpose and will mellow out
- Jordan:
- well
- Jordan:
- you went for a sour
- Jordan:
- so there you are
- Me:
- I did go for sour
On buying international books…
June 16th, 2009
- Reuben:
- hell yea. how much is this book listed for
- Me:
- $140 new.
- Me:
- I consider buying internationally as helping an emerging country in poverty though.
- Reuben:
- lmao
- Me:
- In my mind, I just fed 10 starving kids for 3 months!
- Reuben:
- lol
- Me:
- It’s all about mindset.
- Reuben:
- well with both are contributions i think the country is in better conditions
- Me:
- excellent.
- Me:
- They may just pull out of their situation with our help.
- Reuben:
- we just ended the war possibly
- Me:
- possibly? PROBABLY!
I think I’ve played this prank several times now…
February 19th, 2009
- Self:
- so I have some really bad news
- Self:
- was talking to Doyle a few minutes ago and apparently BBC @ Clay & Main had a fire earlier today
- Ross:
- your kidding????
- Self:
- I wish
- Self:
- but I do have good news too
- Self:
- I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance!
Don’t take advice or consolation from me.
August 7th, 2008
- Matt:
- i dont wanna get married
- Me:
- lol
- Me:
- well, now’s the time to get a plane ticket to guam to escape it
- Matt:
- im gonna be so fuckin nervous tomorrow
- Me:
- just remember
- Me:
- it’s gonna be really expensive to undo this
- Matt:
- LOL
- Matt:
- thx
- Me:
- np
Proof that cubicles make us insane…
July 14th, 2008
- Matt:
- i have a pet beetle in my cube right now
- Me:
- oh?
- Matt:
- yea hes cool
- Matt:
- i think im gonna call him…
- Matt:
- bill
- Matt:
- bill the beetle
- Me:
- is he invisible?
- Matt:
- nope
- Matt:
- hes a real beetle
- Me:
- wow
- Me:
- impressive
- Matt:
- i may go get him a leaf soon
- Me:
- excellent
- Matt:
- im gonna teach bill how to eat human flesh
- Me:
- sick him on henry?
- Matt:
- nah… then his mouth would be covered w/ herpes
- Me:
- lol
- Matt:
- do they make steroids for beetles?
- Me:
- I’m sure any steroid works for bugs
- Me:
- just in sufficiently small dosage
- Matt:
- hmmm
- Matt:
- im think bill needs to buff up some if hes gonna eat humans
- Me:
- probably
- Me:
- you should put him on an exercise regime
- Me:
- get him a wii fit
- Matt:
- i could do that
- Matt:
- what kind of beetle is all shiny green and cool looking?
- Me:
- it’s a killer beetle
- Matt:
- bill is telling me that he has always wanted to be a stag beetle
- Me:
- lol
- Me:
- ask bill if he likes eating black people better than white people
- Matt:
- he said he doesnt like the dark meat much
- Me:
- interesting
- Me:
- I’m surprised that you two disagree
- Matt:
- meet bill
- Matt:
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_beetle
- Me:
- that bill?
- Matt:
- yep
- Me:
- impressive
- Me:
- one day he could rule the world
- Matt:
- yea he says he thanks god every day that he wasnt born a dung beetle
- Me:
- of course, his lifespan is only one year long
- Me:
- so he had better do it soon
To be young and dumb…
April 28th, 2008
- Mo:
- clay quit walmart and then started working there again 4 hours later
- Me:
- LOL
Adventures With Lab Printers
April 21st, 2008
- Me:
- henry just stapled all the paper in the printer
- Me:
- so it says jam but the paper looks fine
- Me:
- and nobody can figure it out
- Ross:
- he hehe ….
- Me:
- just wow
- Ross:
- ahhh …. go ole henry … always good for a laugh …
- Me:
- nancy has the whole thing apart, kristy took all the paper out and straightened it without noticing
- Ross:
- he he heh … LOL
- Me:
- it’s really hard to keep a straight face
- Ross:
- i bet … dude .. hold fast man … hold fast
- Me:
- I’m gonna have to leave in a second
- Me:
- good god this is rich
- Ross:
- dude … you should be shooting it with your webcam … and yoututbing…
- Ross:
- now that would be funny ….
- Ross:
- adventures in the lab … with your host Chris Sexton ..
- Ross:
- today’s victims are ……
On College Tuition
March 21st, 2008
- Mo:
- want to feel sick, look how many hours you’ll have when you graduate and add up what it costs per hour and multiply
- Me:
- don’t forget my college is half yours
mine doesn’t hurt quite as bad - Mo:
- yea
- Me:
- I could only buy a cheap civic or something on mine. You could prolly buy a lotus
- Mo:
- lol
Life’s Lessons
February 12th, 2008
- Jordan:
- screw this computer stuff
- Jordan:
- why can’t I start a microbrewery?
- Jordan:
- like, today.
- Me:
- I’m not sure, get back to work